Wednesday, May 20, 2009

How to Get an A in My Class

It's final exam time! Time to start making up the exam for tomorrow. Also, time to start thinking about grades and what it takes to get an A in the class...

1. Come to class.
2. Take notes instead of watching The Office on your laptop.
4. Do not lie if caught cheating.
5. Tell me I look too young to teach.
6. Ask me if I teach anything else because you would like to take another class with me.
7. Do not ask me incessantly about extra credit or a grade curve.
8. Do not leave a nasty rating before the semester is over that clearly pinpoints you.
9. Do not whine about how if you don't get a passing grade, you won't be able to transfer or graduate, you'll go into poverty, or you'll die.
10. Study your brains out!

Is my class a piece of cake or what?

1 comment:

Morgan said...

I love comments like #5, only mine are more on the lines of looking too young to have so many kids. I don't hear them as much as I used to, but when I do I just say, "thank you" : )

It sounds like getting an A in your class isn't too hard. Did all your kids pass?