1. Don't stick your finger in your poopoo (also peepee).
2. Don't eat your booger (also snot).
3. It's not a monster; it's your brother.
4. Your underwear is not a hat.
5. Come here so I can smell your butt.
6. Stop eating the dog food.
7. Your weewee is not a toy.
8. No more pouring sand in your diaper.
9. It's just sand in your hair, not lice.
10. No, I will not put lice in your hair.
11. Okay, you can have the rest of my ice cream.