After pooping in his diaper today, my son stuck his finger in the diaper and then wiped it on the carpet. Of course, that's nothing compared to the time when his older sis was one and a piece of her poo fell out of her diaper. She stuck it in her mouth, but it must've tasted pretty bad (you think?) because she didn't eat it. There's nothing like parenthood to get rid of your squeamishness.
Oh, by the way, Happy Valentine's Day!